I used "auspicious" today. Outta of nowhere.

While walking through IKEA yesterday, I thought something very ugly about a woman I passed. Admittedly, I often have vulgar thoughts and sometimes mutter things under my breath. While usually paired with a giggle, I admit my sense of humor is a tad dark. One day, somebody is gonna whip my ass. I'm confident the delivery driver heard me say, "shut da fuck up." Didn't know he was so close behind me.